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FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


SARAH - She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker ugly horse
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:58 pm
Hey! This is completely unfair.... to hor5es, bwahaha!}:D
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 9:17 am
Neigh, Neigh, not Sarah! =)


SARAH MCLACHLAN - Every time she sings that damn song a puppy loses an eye.


TAGS: puppy sarah mclachlan mutilation aspca cruelty
Rating: 1.93/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:29 pm
and I change the channel, sorry 1L


2012 - The clock is ticking . . .


TAGS: obama sarah palin democrats republicans liberals 2012
Rating: 2.22/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 11:40 am
Thanks LD, nothing wrong with the guy having a palin fantasy. Lots of people that wouldn't mind grudge . . . nvm. :)
Sean - November 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Dammit LD, I feel so stupid now. Thanks for not sending me a PM pointing that out.
LogicDude - November 14, 2009, 11:00 pm
Having a shoe fetish is nothing to ashamed of - and Obama is JUST A MAN DAMMIT! A man who likes a nice black leather spike heel to the forehead...
Sean - November 14, 2009, 6:25 pm
Nothing racist going on here. Move along folks.
alohadude - November 14, 2009, 6:15 pm
you shouldn't write a book until you actually read one
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 4:45 pm
This is low... even for you.


BACKHANDED COMPLEMENTS - Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.


TAGS: insulted horse sarah parker
Rating: 4.53/5

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Verdeckt - January 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
This would make a nice complement to a compliment poster.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:18 am
A 7 headed monster that looks like a horse. Or was it 6? The end is neigh! Oh, 5 hands for you.
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:12 pm
God forbid if Sarah Jessica Parker had married Lionel Ritchie & had produced progeny. It would have been the seventh sign of the apocalypse. 5


RUSSIA INVADES -


TAGS: sarah palin was right dammit
Rating: 4.89/5

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LikeNoneOther - July 11, 2011, 11:07 am
btw tht actually reads "yatsssid iivddes" xD
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:41 pm

and yo hester....nice meeting you. lets hope the next time is on better terms right.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:40 pm

its funny because alaska is right beside all of this and if you think sarah palin will put up with russians walking all over her snow...well...we'll just see about that. God bless America.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:13 pm
Its funny because The Canuckians will smother the Ruskies in gravy & cheese curd. 5 servings of poutine.
gufbal - July 8, 2011, 11:09 pm
its funny cause candians will kick the crap out of the russians, and then recycle the sub in detroit to get more beer money.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
ha ha ha it's funny cause canada sucks


ANTHROPOLOGY - IT IS WIDELY ACCEPTED THAT MANKIND DESCENDED FROM THE APES BUT THESE PHOTOS PROVE THAT THE ANCESTRY IS MORE EQUINE IN NATURE




PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted.




NOFX, YOU'RE STILL PUNK - Mike and Hefe, Try a Slimfast. Just Cause it's called "Fat Wreck Chords"Is no reason to go all "Elvis the last years" on us


TAGS: talk about creeping out sarah
Rating: 1.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
"My name is fat mike I'm obsessed with big les*****, I've been a punk rocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat, but that's how I hit'em with a hook or a slice." Funny thing is melvin and smelly are scrawny.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 8:32 pm
NO XL


have you ever been so angry -




RESEARCH - Why waste brainpower on science when you can just pray the bad things away?




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: sarah jessic parker
Rating: 3.82/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:07 pm
I found that so d*** funny
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 11:00 am
My my my...Who let her out of the stables today?
Kung-Fu Devil - May 25, 2010, 8:28 am
Well when you don't have ph**oshop, Paint is the way forward haha.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 6:00 am
You like PAINT, don't you?!?*fg* 5 Manolos
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:59 pm
5L
Cubbybear - May 24, 2010, 11:29 pm
I happen to like Ms. Parker. Someone had to say it.
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 9:45 pm
someone had to say it. good work kungfu


SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She looks like a horse.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Rating: 3.43/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:13 pm
Hey! Don't insult the horse! I like horses.
Skeeter11766 - December 23, 2009, 12:35 am
You stole my idea!! 5L's


PALIN! - Beware the vengeance of the stealth moose!


TAGS: doris moose sarah palin funny animal
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:13 pm
And stop going around tasting other people's spittle. It's unbecoming.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:12 pm
C'mon Hmmm, take the hate to Politifake. That's what it's there for.
Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:46 am
You're just going to cause a bunch of irrational liberals to turn red and choke to death on their own c*ck-flavored spittle with this sort of thing. Maybe that was the point.


ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?




ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??


T-600 -




MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS?


TAGS: i would hit sarah palin like the fist of an angry god
Rating: 3.08/5

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rerun - October 24, 2010, 11:36 am

please take any political commentary to politifake. political commentary is defind by any comment on a political poster
Abraxas - October 24, 2010, 11:26 am
Just wanted to point out that here we are two years later, and she hasn't gone away. So it looks like we were able to vote in Joe Biden AND have this.
Zagato - November 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
oh motifake XD such a joyful place to be
Overlord Douchebag - November 24, 2009, 11:35 pm
Alright, chucklef***s. If you two want to have your little hissy fits, do it over PMs in the Forum. Keep it OUT of the Comments section and OUT if the Forum Topics themselves.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
You dragged yourself in and you know it.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
*SNICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
Whatever, enough of this BS. Getting dragged into this little game with TTH again isn't worth my time. No thin skin here, just tired of your standard BS. Sean, I caught your sarcasm, apparently you didn't catch mine. Oh well.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
But it was the WAY you snickered!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
all i did was snicker.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 10:57 pm
Now now you 2; It's all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
Tough talk? if thats tough talk to you you must have pretty thin skin. learn to take a joke.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:54 pm
So if I understand your logic, calling Palin an American Intellectual is an insult to American Intellectuals? I see your hilarious point ... and I think I was snickering along the way too when I said that. So I guess I "can't take it" ... sure.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Oooo, while I was typing you reverted to the "tough" internet talk. I'm scared now. I can honestly say that the intelligence level of political discussion was much greater while your internet was down. Someone direct me to the proper cable to cut.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:50 pm
So you weren't lofting insults at American intellectuals? Can give a little ribbing but can't take it, bud. I thought better of you. TTH, no I don't change and neither do you by not contributing anything substantial to the discussion. Oh well.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:50 pm
Sean! Sean! he's our man, if he won't do it........somebody else probably will!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:48 pm
Hey man if he doesn't have the guts to speak to me directly......
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:47 pm
And you suck at cheerleading ... even if you do agree that Bring It On was a great movie. I do.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:47 pm
Trash you g** back-stabbing bastard! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was snickering at you wtfo. For calling sean hateful. You never change do you?
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:40 pm
How quickly you resort to personal insults. Sad.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:37 pm
Cute, Sean. Oh and tell the puppy that keeps following you around that cheerleading is g**.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:33 pm
*snicker* *snicker*
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, she's an American Intellectual, if you ask me -- which you didn't. A national treasure.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:29 pm
Whatever, my hateful Canadian friend.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:26 pm
You're right. In fact she keeps a little tiny ouja board in her compact for that very reason.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:21 pm
At least she doesn't need a teleprompter to tell her what her positions are.
Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
There's a better use for that mouth than talking, anyway.
Me_ - November 23, 2009, 6:24 pm
Well maybe 20 yrs ago, if she was in a short skirt and when she opened her mouth no sound ever came out.
Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
In what sense could we have had "this"?


Republicans -


TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

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Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.


GB2 KITCHEN -


TAGS: sarah palin vpilf get back to kitchen fail gb2
Rating: 1.03/5
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 6:02 pm
No ****! All these comments and not a SINGLE vote! Nice, some kinda record! I'd totally do her too. Just fyi.
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 5:51 pm
This poster is gold just for the comments.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 7:58 pm
Quotes from the HUstler Sara Palin p***o: PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling. PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!
Todd Palin - November 14, 2008, 7:15 pm
My snowmachine is broken. Can I walk there?
Gordie Howe - November 14, 2008, 7:14 pm
For my next trick, I'll open a restaurant... ON THE MOON! It's called Low G's! Our signature dish is Hockey Mom Hockey Fries with Queso del Luna cheese sauce! Mmm, Moontastic!
Sean - November 14, 2008, 7:04 pm
Gordie Howe ... is there anything he can or can't do, or undo? Or redo? Dude has done it all. He founded Africa, ya know?
Gordie Howe - November 14, 2008, 3:51 am
Slap sh**! Upside the head, Tim Berners-Lee!! As we say in Africa, "I am teh l33t h@x0rz, b****!" Grrrr!
Tim Berners-Lee - November 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
d*** kids.. get the hell off my internets.
Porcelina - November 13, 2008, 7:41 pm
Um, actually. I, Brittany Marie ******** Created the internets, f***ing numb nutts.
english--and proud - November 13, 2008, 7:38 pm
just to re-educate the morons amongst you..Tim Berners-lee invented the internet ..English ..of course..f***ing numb nutts
Sean - November 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
AFRICA ... a country founded by inernet inventor, and NHL Hall of Famer, Gordie Howe.
Ag218 - November 13, 2008, 4:49 pm
I'd have to go along with Logic Dude's comment! I think the Africa thing is like how people say that Al Gore said he invented the Internet. We all know it was NHL Hall of Famer Gordie Howe.
Durrr - November 13, 2008, 4:48 pm
Africa is too a country ya dee da Dee's!
So what if she thinks Africa is a country? - November 8, 2008, 12:01 pm
That would make her feel at home in Motifake
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 12:28 pm
ROFLMAO!! She's the Yoko of the Republican party, only without the artistic talent. I just heard (seriously) that she thought that Africa was a country!!!
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 12:24 pm
So you're saying she was McCain's Yoko?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 12:23 pm
GB, GB, GB to where you once belonged, Get back Jojo
Scorpio7 - November 7, 2008, 12:01 pm
GB2 Obscurity
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 11:52 am
GB2 Bedroom


INEVITABILITY - Like the rising of the sun, Sarah 2012 is inevitable.


TAGS: sarah republicans obama liberals
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:34 am
...you can't imagine a better Republican coming along?


LEGO SARAH PALIN - Part of the new Lego Political Playset Now 10% smarter than the actual candidate!


TAGS: doris sarah pailn politics legos
Rating: 2.5/5

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wierdo - October 22, 2008, 10:16 pm
oddly, she's still attractive.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: i hate anniversaries especially this one october 14 2008 the day it all changed rest in peace sarah my angel
Rating: 3.41/5

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Preacher Man - October 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
My prayers are with you, for whatever that might be worth to you. Be at peace, as much as you can be.
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 1:15 pm
BoR take care. Pacifist have a care and check the forums.
Pacifist - October 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
Who just turned one? Happy birthday!
rockntractor - October 14, 2009, 11:16 am
May God comfort your heart.
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:01 am
I'm not good at this Brit, but my wife and I offer our most heart felt sympathies on this day my friend.
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 7:13 am
My heart and prayers still go out to you on this Briton; may your loving and happy memories of Sarah bring you at least some comfort on this day of remembrance. 5 Heartbroken Lions My Friend.


IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote


TAGS: obama palin snl fey tina sarah liberals president taxes democrats fail failure socialist socialism change election funny true look
Rating: 3.12/5

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launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
Dumb as she is!!!
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
National Guard does not respond to aircraft going into Alaska....That is why we have AF bases there...
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:03 pm
That is far more exp than Obama's living in Jakarta as a child or Hillary's ph**o trips as first lady. BTW, I don't see you as a troll. I don't think she had great foreign relations exp. but she had some with a nation that is a serious danger to us.
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:00 pm
Art, her point (poorly delivered as it was) was that Russia routinely flies nuclear class bombers next to and into our airspace in AK. As Gov, she commanded the Air Nat. Guard that responded. Therefore, she has to be briefed on US/Russian relations.
Art - October 7, 2009, 4:37 am
Stumbled across this image and laughed out loud. Sorry to "troll", but come on! Shouldn't it be titled "Imbeciles: People who consider Palin's (real) quote a satisfactory example of "foriegn policy experience" for a VP candidate?
James - September 4, 2009, 8:03 am
Palin was a smart women? I'd like to see your example of a stupid one then.
WTFO - March 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Is that fact or your opinion? The only way you could know for sure is if you worked on McCain's campaign. I submit that her resume showed she was much more experienced to be President than Obama is.
dgbt - March 6, 2009, 9:09 am
Palin was picked by McCain only after Obama didn't pick Hillary. Palin was only picked because she is a woman.
WTFO - March 6, 2009, 2:50 am
Thanks, T. Palin was destroyed because she was a threat to the Democratic base. Can you imagine the top female in govt being pro-life and conservative? It scared the liberals so they lashed out sadistically. A smart woman who lived the Am. Dream attacked.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:29 am
Obama needed Biden to give his campaign the appearance of having some experience. After all, the reason Blagojevich was charging so much for Obama's Senate seat was because it was hardly used. But Obama saw the Senate once on his way out to campaign.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:25 am
...Palin was held to a different standard and scrutinized far more than the senile Biden was.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:24 am
Good one WTFO. I think Mrs. Palin had a strike against her as this country automatically judged her based on her looks. Instead of accepting her own " American Dream" like the zombies who voted for the current POTUS did....
WTFO - March 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
Gov Palin has the qualification of being in charge of the AANG who scramble fighters everytime Russia sends bombers close to our borders. Sounds much more qualified in foreign relations and military issues that the POTUS.
Toussaint - March 2, 2009, 9:00 pm
Tina Fey's show was wallowing next to cancellation till she stumbled upon this gimmick. Hmm, can she do Mrs. Obama?
Mark - March 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
Please insert the word "been" after "I've" in the first sentence. I gave up proof reading for Lent.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 1:59 pm
I've looking around a little bit for BHO's extensive experience in the rhelm of Foreign Policy. All I can find is that his father was Kenyan and he was educated in an Islamic school in Jakarta. Then we have his extensive experience in the Senate. Present!
Big Difference - March 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
It doesn't change the fact that her sole foreign policy experience is that they are next door to Russia and Canada.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yes indeed, much further than, say, form Palin's front porch to ... Putin's favorite all-you-can eat chicken and rib joint.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 5:59 pm
I don't know the actual context of the comment but it is a far cry from the joke on SNL.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:46 pm
*policy
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:41 pm
What was the context of Palin's remark (I mean originally)? Was it something other than the larger subject of her foreign police experience? Her interview with Katie Couric didn't seem to clarify why Palin would say this in the first place.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:54 pm
As an example of the kind of idiot who would confuse the two please reference the comments under the poster "Barack Hussein Obama is a Socialist" by the author "Mark" you'll see an ostrich with its head in the sand.
Trapper - January 31, 2009, 11:39 am
Sarah Palin is the joke, you dumbass


I RAN A TEST - Everything's fine




reality check -


TAGS: julie andrews sarah brightman singing off key just give it up
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 20, 2013, 11:35 pm
Glad you liked it. I really like Julie Andrews' voice, buuuuuut.... LOL! There's no shame in retirement. Once Cary Grant retired, he stayed retired.
Silverheart - October 20, 2013, 10:29 pm

I love Sarah Brightman, but... I have to agree. Her voice started declining about 10 years ago.


SARAH PALIN - THE EARLY YEARS


TAGS: sarah
Rating: 4.55/5

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Ice Bucket Challenge -


TAGS: ice bucket challenge sarah palin
Rating: 4.5/5

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OSA - August 20, 2014, 8:11 pm
I didn't think she was that h**........ ;-)
Silverheart - August 20, 2014, 9:41 am

hehehe... what a world, what a world


I don't judge others -


TAGS: no offense to horses sarah jessica parker
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 5:47 pm
Awe man! I uploaded the wrong picture..... or did I? *evil laugh*
Reality Lord - May 15, 2013, 4:27 pm

i lol'd...hard. let the sjp jokes begin...again!


Crest White Strips -




T-X -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 sarah john connor cameron terminatrix
Rating: 3.26/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
but she has no legs! oh noes!


GOING ROUGE - Because saying "GOING MAVERICK" just makes you sound stupid


TAGS: sarah palin book going rouge maverick stupid
Rating: 3/5
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 11:00 am
Thanks, like I needed more nightmare fodder Mongo.
Mongo - November 30, 2009, 8:57 am
And I believe, our next Pres
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:11 am
How frightening is it that Palin is the most interesting person in the Republican party right now.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 12:46 am
Thats why you stick with the solids
agdaniele - November 30, 2009, 12:29 am
I bow to your experience. I just had a bad run-in with some mercury once... turns out it's not very bio-friendly.
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 12:28 am
Its a ***y metal.
agdaniele - November 30, 2009, 12:27 am
You'd like to fu ck Magnesium?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 12:26 am
She makes me rethink what the acronym **** stands for. (Hint: it rhymes with an element)
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:33 pm
Hel, I'd reluctantly buy a copy.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 pm
LMAO!!! Scarily true.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 2:20 pm
If she had titled it "Going Commando" she would have sold a lot more books
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Stop trolling me! *wipes tear*
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:16 pm
I like "is" - gives a new depth to the statement.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
*in
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
Going ANYWHERE other than straight to the gym is a track suit ... now that makes you look stupid.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
I think he meant "rouge"


MADAM PRESIDENT - Get back at everyone who bashed you and win it all in 2012. YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!


TAGS: sarah palin obama
Rating: 2.92/5

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TheSarge - November 12, 2009, 1:29 pm
This is all very interesting now if you'll excuse me...El Rushbo is on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 1:53 am
Sean. FTW.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 1:51 am
Keep pulling for her Paul, or just add yer to your mental beat reel already and give it a rest.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 1:50 am
as her exit strategy from the job that lacked the glamor and, more importantly, the money she hopes to earn by doing somthing else, like her own talk show.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 1:49 am
Bashed? You mean like Ruch Limbaugh calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog on the air during his broadcast? She used her baby as a prop to cover her other daughter's pregnat belly during the convention. And now she is using her family yet again
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 1:44 am
if she gets*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 1:43 am
children, including the one with down syndrome, will be continued to be made fun of. That's class right there.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 1:42 am
Unfortunately of she gets into the White House her and her family will just be bashed even more. Even if she gives the most brilliant speeches and educates herself about World affairs she'll still be called stupid and dumb by the left wing loons. And her
Sikki - August 23, 2009, 9:28 pm
Haha ok...if she becomes president in 2012 then yes...that will be when the end of the world happens. This woman is a dumbf*** lol.
Sean - July 14, 2009, 2:42 pm
Huh? Oh yeahhhh. That was clever of me, wasn't it? And completely intentional, to boot.
LogicDude - July 14, 2009, 2:09 pm
2112 was an album by Rush...way to hook in a CanadiEN reference Sean!
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:44 pm
"World Peace" ... that's a funny one. But it does make you wonder how them designers come up with all them pretentious names for paint colours, eh? My living room, for example? Looks like beige, but it's actually called "dialectical materialism". Huh?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
Purple is the answer. But what do YOU mean?
MO - July 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
d***! I was hoping for world peace..
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:37 pm
Brown?
MO - July 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Whaddya get when you mix red and blue??
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
Remember, when voting for Sarah Palin in 2112, use the RED crayon ... the RED one. Not the BLUE crayon ... hell don't even bring that one into the voting booth with you. K?


SARAH'S FIGHT SONG - Do I hear the theme song to "Rocky?" 2012 - YEAH BABY!!


TAGS: sarah palin obama
Rating: 2.89/5

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Jmac0585 - July 14, 2009, 10:06 am
That looks awfully familiar. Maybe it's the Ambien. Maybe not. Where did I see that again? 56845?
BuZZbomb - July 14, 2009, 12:41 am
Hey, isn't the world supposed to end in 2012. Maybe if we're lucky, it will end before she begins.
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:23 pm
ANONYMOUS Most things that are "signed" Anonymous are so for a reason, a bloody obvious reason. Now someone get ol' Sarah Volume 1 of them Encyclopedias dammit, she wants to know more about this "Anonymous" fella!


OBAMA DEATH PANEL 4227 -


TAGS: sarah palin facebook
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - August 21, 2009, 11:48 pm
"Death panel" - emotional propaganda of the first order.


ASK YOURSELF - Do you *really* want THIS as your VP?


TAGS: sarah palin vp zombie rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Sarah - February 2, 2009, 8:24 pm
wait, no one edited that pic!! and of course i dont want tht as our VP. no one with half a brain would!!
Sarah - February 2, 2009, 8:24 pm
wait, no one edited that pic!! and of course i dont want tht as our VP. no one with half a brain would!!
Elder God Douchebag - December 11, 2008, 4:49 pm
Go be a fag-troll somewhere else, kid.
john doe - December 11, 2008, 4:41 pm
sure!...better then wut we got now,and will have after feb.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 8:36 am
YOU BETCHA!


SARAH AND GODZILLA - await their turn at Dance Dance Revolution on Halloween


TAGS: sarah palin godzilla dance revolution
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Cubbybear - November 21, 2008, 11:50 am
That's a great picture....5 from me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 21, 2008, 11:47 am
I think it was cramming in too many concepts at once, but I still laugh at the pic when I see it. I just love that they're waiting to dance.
Ag218 - November 21, 2008, 10:56 am
Oh MWLF, this one isn't getting the props it deserves. I mean you've got video games, j******t in a skirt, a camp pop culture reference and a chick in a bikini. Where'd the Motifake formula fail?
GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 2:27 pm
That's where McCain messed up. Think about it: Vice-President Godzilla. He'd get my vote.


SARAH CONNOR VS STARBUCK - Who would win ?


TAGS: sarah connor vs starbuck
Rating: 2.2/5
Koradan - September 24, 2009, 1:15 pm
Who cares? This would be one excellent CHICK FIGHT!!!!
me - July 28, 2009, 3:26 pm
ALL...OF...US !
CRaSH... - June 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
Sarah Connor, hands down.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 3:40 am
Sarah Connor knows her ****. She'd f that Starb**** in the a. She solo'd a Terminator and you know a Terminator would waste Starb**** too.
Jase - March 27, 2009, 9:14 pm
"Starbuck"? Should be "Stardoe"!
Dz - March 9, 2009, 11:42 am
lol...Sarah!
Dz - March 9, 2009, 11:41 am
Have you heard of The Starbuck Chronicles? No. Beat her a** sara!
Alex - February 17, 2009, 12:05 am
Starbuck isn't a cylon you dumbass
Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 2:58 am
Pfft don't you know Starbuck can die and come back to life. If Sarah Connor dies she gone forever. Plus Starbuck can just nuke from orbit...
Tanto - January 16, 2009, 2:38 am
Starbuck would kick Sarah Connors a**!!!!!!
smash - November 13, 2008, 11:17 am
Thank you Spoon. you made me LOL.
RnR - October 28, 2008, 12:34 pm
she might be a good candidate for the role of PowerGirl thou
Spoon - October 28, 2008, 4:55 am
WTF is a Starbuck? She fails by virtue of being from something too lame for me to watch, and I watch a lot of lame.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:35 am
No contest. Sarah Connor would bite Starbuck's face off.
mike - September 8, 2008, 1:23 am
Connor, hands down


EPIC SONGS - Don't Cry For Me, Alaska




SARAH PALIN - All the way from Wasilla to Washington that's pretty impressive


TAGS: sarah palin
Rating: 2.16/5

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FOREIGN POLICY - When you don't read the papers how can we take you seriously


TAGS: sarah palin alaska foreign policy affairs
Rating: 2.08/5

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WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:28 am
Any examples or are you just a blind hater? I submit that her resume was better suited for the POTUS than President Obama's.
ILB - August 26, 2009, 12:35 am
I did as you suggested, checked out her record before the election. Still an unimpressive, unintelligent, moron of EPIC proportions.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
Whatever, she's no longer a politician, and even if she did run for President, the ethics complaints and the fact that she, to borrow a phrase from Bush II, "cut and ran" away from her responsibilities as Governor would spell doom at the polls for her.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm
And when you're not taken seriously and treated like a backwater hick, no amount of intelligence is enough. Go check coverage of her several months BEFORE McCain picked her and compare it to after...


SARAH PALIN - A pig in lipstick is still a pig.


TAGS: sarah palin pig lipstick
Rating: 1.87/5

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bhaalgorn - November 13, 2008, 10:04 am
well, that joke was handled, well. and now the more that i look at obama i think ill give him a chance, id like to see how his tax plan goes over. i was sure the shadow government wouldn't let him be president but maybe they have plans for him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:35 am
PS- f*** you, you worthless f***ing f***.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:33 am
bhaalgorn, you are a **** sandwich with **** sauce served on a **** platter with **** chips and a big lumpy glass of ****, you f***ing ****head.
Sean - October 31, 2008, 6:23 pm
Socialism means state control of the means of production. Republicanism means state control of the means of reproduction. hope that helps the economically and politically illiterate.
WTFO - October 31, 2008, 5:17 pm
I can, because a pig in lipstick is still better than a socialist.
On the fence - September 13, 2008, 3:19 pm
Who can vote for McCain/Palin after seeing this! lol!


SARAH PALIN PERFECT WOMAN -


TAGS: sarah palin perfect woman
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by stanthered

canada - June 24, 2009, 11:48 am
that was a ****ty chop job, look at the eye brows, next time line it up


PALIN SAYS - Well how was I supposed to know? Ok then, I can't see Russia from my house




Intelligent Life -


TAGS: ambassador canada sarah palin
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 27, 2017, 9:22 am
Prove?! Whatever happened to good ol' Alternative Facts? XD
david5300 - March 26, 2017, 10:07 pm
Prove it !


Singers -


TAGS: singers vibrato overdone sarah brightman sucks
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 18, 2015, 12:28 pm
But that can lead to premat-- never mind :-D
GaryO - November 18, 2015, 7:34 am
heh, those high settings on vib*****s should have timers


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